F Buddy
Illicit Encounter
January 1, 2017
Creating A Great Profile
April 14, 2017

Is it hot in here or is it you?

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

How was heaven when you left?

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? “No!” Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

Hi, I’m not trying to pressure you, I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

As she’s leaving…….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

If you were a pair of pants I’d wear you out!!

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I’m not looking for a relationship; I’m looking for an experience.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

I’m new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.

I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?

“I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven.”

I’m a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Is your dad an alien because you are out of this world?

Can I have a picture of u coz I want to show Santa what I want for Xmas!

I’m no Fred Flintstone but I’ll make your bedrock

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you

I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl” in this room and the
Grand Prize is a night with me!

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

Have you got a phone, can I suggest you call your parents and tell them you have pulled and won’t be coming home tonight

They may not work but it all helps!

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